One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor! There’s a reason certain alcoholic beverages have earned themselves famous sayings, well-known song lyrics, and reputations for being the beginning of the end of a rowdy evening. If you fancy yourself a hard-hitting, booze-loving connoisseur, then you’re probably on an endless hunt for newfangled cocktails that’ll do the trick. From original creations to clever twists on beloved classics, here are 15 of the strongest alcoholic drinks you can order. Word to the wise: We strongly suggest stopping after one cocktail.
1. Dos Aquis
Tried and true to its namesake, the experts at Stoneyard Distillery call this concoction Dos Aquis because if you have two, they’re taking your keys. With a kettle named “Twinkie” and a kilt-wearing, chest length beard-sporting ginger bartender, this is definitely a tasting room worth visiting. More rum equals more fun, right?
- Cinnamon Fire rum
- Lucky Oh! Horchata rum
- Coffee rum
Directions: Add a shot of each spirit to a 12-ounce glass, and top it off with ginger beer.