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Taylor Swift Is Coming Out With A New Album And I CAN’T BREATHE

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HOLY SHIT. HOLLYY SHIT. OMG. I CANNOT BREATHE. WHAT IN THE HECK, TAYLOR SWIFT. ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?????????

Hello guys, sorry, Lauren here, trying to stay calm and miserably failing at it because Taylor Swift has a new album coming out November 10th and it’s called ‘REPUTATION’ and HER NEW SINGLE COMES OUT TOMORROW.

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

Tay tay has been gone for the entirety of 2017. For a while there I was convinced she was kidnapped or taken over by the illuminati. Sometimes I wondered if she was even still alive. Where were the NYC gym pictures? Where were the Fourth of July Instagram posts? Nothing seemed the same. Nothing seemed to be okay. My life grew darker without her blessing us with her red lips and blonde hair and blue eyes. My life was freaking black and white. I NEEDED SCREAMING COLOR.

Like seriously, all we saw of her was a balcony picture with her supposed boyfriend drinking orange juice.

THAT’S ALL WE GOT.

But it’s all forgiven now.

Taylor, you freaking genius and mastermind of a human being. I am officially dead. You can find me in my grave when her album drops covered in my Taylor Swift blanket and her cds.

GOODBYE WORLD. GOODBYE SANITY. GOODBYE INTERNET. TS6 IS HERE. NOVEMBER CAN’T COME SOON ENOUGH. 

*breathes into paper bag forever*.

I think I need to go to therapy. TC mark

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